yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

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Guys, I’m going to be on the road to recovery.

godlovesfags:

if you’re in high school and you feel like your life is getting worse or like you’re getting sad you really need to just stop fucking blogging so much.

y’all just sit here and enable each other to feel sorry for yourselves and sit online all day just making it worse.

hang out with friends.

go outside.

do something.

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cheesecurl:

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

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Taking a break from drinking. I’m 1000% serious. So don’t tell me “You say that now”

I seriously have the best boyfriend. His friends are the best too.

enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

corackadile:

why dont you

why do not you

FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING

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Met my boyfriends friends last night. They loved me before they met me, and they think I’m worth holding on to.  I love them so much.

Comedy during your life.
Child : AAAAH HE FELL DOWN ON HIS BUTT AND MADE A FART NOISE!
Preteen : HE KISSED A BOY WHEN HE DIDN'T MEAN TO!
Teenager : I only like refined comedy for adults, like I really enjoy George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
Seventeen to Nineteen : Heh. Ren and Stimpy was pretty damn funny after all.
Twenties : AAAAAH HE FELL DOWN ON HIS BUTT AND MADE A FART SOUND!